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Myths & Facts from India’s jaunt to New Zealand

Sportsfreak takes a look through the series. So the Indians will be boarding their jumbo about now, and for the final piece of excitement will be undergoing a take-off into a Wellington gale. Their...

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The Ultimate IPL Guide: Bangalore Royals

Reporting this tournament in any sort of conventional style would be pretending this is a sporting event. It’s not. Its an entertainment juggernaut. It doesn’t matter who wins or loses, but who...

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a night out

Imagine you are a cricket cult figure/leader. In your (recent) past you were a bit of a bad boy. You haven’t touched the booze in over a hundred days. Now you are offered a contract to play for cricket...

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seeing jesse

Tonight I saw Jesse in the flesh for the first time. And what wonderful flesh it was. Sure he only lasted half an over, but even watching Jesse at the non strikers end was a delight. He doesn’t just...

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Jesse’s Groin is New Zealand cricket

Hard-hitting New Zealand cricketer Jesse Ryder has been admitted to a London hospital after injuring his groin in a Magic Johnson style sex romp. Concern over his groin muscle injury continues to...

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a godless tournament

The Cricket Gods hate us, all of us. Roy goes home. Dirk goes home. Sehwag goes home. And now Jesse has an infected groin. Tell me there isn’t at least one player on this list you love to watch....

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Let us heal Jesse

When Jesse Ryder first injured his groin I made jokes about it. And now I feel the same urge. But his groin, as magnificent as a groin can be, is no laughing matter. Jesse has been out of cricket so...

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Uncovered headlines for twitter cricket stories

It seems that Jesse Ryder showing his distaste for being run out is a story in the Kiwi press. I can understand, it’s always big news when a batsmen is upset at being run out and tells people. But...

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What cricketer would you turn gay for, pick carefully

I put up a link to Ant Sims’ new blog about Chris Gayle on twitter and @mediagag said that he would totally turn gay for Chris Gayle. I wouldn’t, but I get it. So here is my guide for what players you...

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Get well soon, Jesse

A giant cartoon bear smiled at an overly aggressive dog. I’m sure other people saw different things that day, but that was my opinion of Jesse Ryder the first time I saw him. He’d just dry-heaved James...

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Jessie’s non-comeback

Aaron Klee is Jesse Ryder’s manager. That is not like being Mike Hussey or AB de Villiers’ manager. It comes with special tasks. This week he had to write a detailed e-mail explaining why one of the...

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Jessie’s non-comeback

Aaron Klee is Jesse Ryder’s manager. That is not like being Mike Hussey or AB de Villiers’ manager. It comes with special tasks. This week he had to write a detailed e-mail explaining why one of the...

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